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Light Sleeper
Someone who goes to bed in a chandelier |
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Lightning
The difference between lightning and electricity is that we have to pay for electricity. |
Liking:
A master fibber. - Joseph Leff |
Lily-White:
Snow White's sister. - Joseph Leff |
Limpid:
A weak psyche. - Joseph Leff |
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Lincoln's Gettysburg Address
The last one on record is 128 Main Street. |
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Linesman
Bad tempered teacher |
Lion:
To recline upon. - Joseph Leff |
Liquor Store:
A stupor market. - Joseph Leff |
Liquor:
How a dog expresses love for its mistress. - Joseph Leff |
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Lisp
When you call a spade a thpade. |
Liter:
Metric trash. - Joseph Leff |
Literally:
A friend of the metric system. - Joseph Leff |
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Lithe
Falsehoods told by someone who lisps |
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Litter
Our grossest national product. |
Little Get-Together:
A party for the Seven dwarfs. - Joseph Leff |
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Little Things
It is the little things in life that annoy us: we can sit on a mountain but not on a tack. |
Livelihood:
Robin singing with this Merry Men. - Joseph Leff |
Liver:
A person who exists. - Joseph Leff |
Liverpool:
A big puddle of pate'. - Joseph Leff |
Lo and Behold!:
A hive that fell to the ground. - Joseph Leff |
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Lobster
A tennis player |
Local Bus:
Trasnportation for dieters. - Joseph Leff |
Local:
Food eaten by dieters. - Joseph Leff |
Located at the Bottom of Trevi:
Fountainpennies. - Joseph Leff |
Location of Naval Aviators:
A site for soar ayes. - Joseph Leff |
Location of Sweaters:
A sauna. - Joseph Leff |
Location of the Queen's Lingerie:
On Her Majesty's secret surface. - Joseph Leff |
Locksmith:
Legend of smoked salmon. - Joseph Leff |
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Locomotive
A crazy reason for doing something. |
