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Light Sleeper
Someone who goes to bed in a chandelier
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Lightning
The difference between lightning and electricity is that we have to pay for electricity.
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Liking:
A master fibber. – Joseph Leff
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Lily-White:
Snow White’s sister. – Joseph Leff
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Limpid:
A weak psyche. – Joseph Leff
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Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address
The last one on record is 128 Main Street.
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Linesman
Bad tempered teacher
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Lion:
To recline upon. – Joseph Leff
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Liquor Store:
A stupor market. – Joseph Leff
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Liquor:
How a dog expresses love for its mistress. – Joseph Leff
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Lisp
When you call a spade a thpade.
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Liter:
Metric trash. – Joseph Leff
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Literally:
A friend of the metric system. – Joseph Leff
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Lithe
Falsehoods told by someone who lisps
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Litter
Our grossest national product.
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Little Get-Together:
A party for the Seven dwarfs. – Joseph Leff
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Little Things
It is the little things in life that annoy us: we can sit on a mountain but not on a tack.
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Livelihood:
Robin singing with this Merry Men. – Joseph Leff
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Liver:
A person who exists. – Joseph Leff
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Liverpool:
A big puddle of pate’. – Joseph Leff
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Lo and Behold!:
A hive that fell to the ground. – Joseph Leff
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Lobster
A tennis player
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Local Bus:
Trasnportation for dieters. – Joseph Leff
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Local:
Food eaten by dieters. – Joseph Leff
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Located at the Bottom of Trevi:
Fountainpennies. – Joseph Leff
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Location of Naval Aviators:
A site for soar ayes. – Joseph Leff
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Location of Sweaters:
A sauna. – Joseph Leff
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Location of the Queen’s Lingerie:
On Her Majesty’s secret surface. – Joseph Leff
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Locksmith:
Legend of smoked salmon. – Joseph Leff
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Locomotive
A crazy reason for doing something.
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