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Addend:
(1) The commercial is over.
(2) Sum thing. - Joseph Leff |
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Address:
A gown with a corporate logo. - Joseph Leff |
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Addresses:
Fill a closet with women's clothing. - Joseph Leff |
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Adduce:
Have Mussolini join. - Joseph Leff |
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Aden:
A private room. - Joseph Leff |
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Adenoid:
Why TV viewers used the mute button when this commercial came on. - Joseph Leff |
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Adhere:
Where the commercial goes. - Joseph Leff |
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Adhesive Tape
A sticky cassette. |
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Adieu:
Said at weddings...and divorces. - Joseph Leff |
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Ad-lib
A liberation movement for television commercials. |
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Administer
How to help a shorthanded clerical staff. - Joseph Leff |
Admiration
Polite recognition of another persons resemblance to ourselves |
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Admired:
Bogged down in basic math. - Joseph Leff |
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Admissions:
Increase military sorties. - Joseph Leff |
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Adoption:
A labour-saving activity. - Joseph Leff |
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Adorable:
What you ring when you visit an Italian's home. - Joseph Leff |
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Adorn:
What comes before the darkest hour. - Joseph Leff |
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Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle |
Adultery
A boring oak |
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Advent:
How to increase air circulation. - Joseph Leff |
