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Harp
(1) A piano in the nude.
(2) A giant egg slicer. |
Harpist:
A plucky musician. - Joseph Leff |
Harry Potter:
Harass the ceramicist. - Joseph Leff |
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Harvest
What farmers wear to cut corn |
Has a Heavy Course Load:
(1) An overworked caddy.
(2) A busy waitress. - Joseph Leff |
Has a List:
Leans. - Joseph Leff |
Has a Shot:
A syringe. - Joseph Leff |
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Hat rack
Torture instrument for headgear. |
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Hatch Back
Car boot full of eggs |
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Hatchet
What a hen does to an egg |
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Hatless
The strong man who carried the world on his shoulders |
Hatred of Modern Art:
Can cause an art attack. - Joseph Leff |
Haul Into Court:
Corridor connecting the lifts to the courtrooms. - Joseph Leff |
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Haunted wigwam
A creepy teepee. |
Have an In:
Own a pub. - Joseph Leff |
Have Heads in the Clouds:
Aviators. - Joseph Leff |
Have No Rights:
(1) An empty wedding chapel.
(2) All that is left. - Joseph Leff |
Hawaiian Garland:
Lei of the land. - Joseph Leff |
Hawaiian Wedding Ceremony:
Getting Mauied. - Joseph Leff |
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Hay
High class grass |
Haymow:
A greeting from Curly. - Joseph Leff |
Hayrick:
Greeting for Eric. - Joseph Leff |
Hazel:
Greeting for Zelda. - Joseph Leff |
He Got What's Coming to Him:
An heir. - Joseph Leff |
He Looks Forbidding:
An auctioneer. - Joseph Leff |
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Head hunter
The person to see if you have lost your head. |
Head Off:
Purpose of a guillotine. - Joseph Leff |
Head to Paris:
Tete. - Joseph Leff |
Headaches:
Ill-gotten pains. - Joseph Leff |
Headquarters:
A psychiatrist's office. - Joseph Leff |
Headress:
Where that chap lives. - Joseph Leff |
Heads:
The bloke does basic math. - Joseph Leff |
Headset:
A group of ship's bathrooms. - Joseph Leff |
Heal:
That chap is Alan. - Joseph Leff |
Health:
Pertaining to Hades. - Joseph Leff |
Heaped:
He impersonated. - Joseph Leff |
Hear, Hear!:
Not there, there. - Joseph Leff |
Hearing Aids:
Ears. - Joseph Leff |
Hearing:
A groom's wedding band. - Joseph Leff |
Hearken:
Listen to Kenneth. - Joseph Leff |
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Hearse
Not his. - Joseph Leff |
Hearse:
Not hiss. - Joseph Leff |
Heart Recipient:
A Valentine. - Joseph Leff |
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Heart Warming
Monster's cooking class |
Heart:
Painting and sculpting for men only. - Joseph Leff |
Heartless:
Describes Dorthy's friend, the Tin Man. - Joseph Leff |
Heathen:
Warm up a chicken. - Joseph Leff |
Hebrew:
(1) A male teabag.
(2) A bloke's ale. - Joseph Leff |
Heck:
Where people who don't believe in Gosh go. - Joseph Leff |
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Hectic
A darn insect. - Joseph Leff |
