Hoist:
A believer in using the hoe. - Joseph Leff |
Hold Forth:
To remain behind third place. - Joseph Leff |
Hold Hands:
(1) Play cards.
(2) A crew. - Joseph Leff |
Hold In:
A pitted saloon. - Joseph Leff |
Hold On:
All of Donald, not just part of him. - Joseph Leff |
Hold Up:
The keep is awake. - Joseph Leff |
Hole In One:
Reason to discard a pair of socks. - Joseph Leff |
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Holiday
The time when you find out where not to go next year |
Holier-Than-Thou:
I was shot up worse than you were. - Joseph Leff |
Holy City:
100% urban. - Joseph Leff |
Holy Cross:
Totally upset. - Joseph Leff |
Holy Mackerel:
A religious fish. - Joseph Leff |
Holy Man:
A genetically pure human. - Joseph Leff |
Holy Smoke!:
The church is on fire! - Joseph Leff |
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Home on the Range
The teapot's favorite song. |
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Home Sick
Fed up with being at home in the summer holidays |
Homes Buzzing With Activity:
Hives. - Joseph Leff |
Homework:
What Mum does. - Joseph Leff |
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Hominy
An unknown number. Example: Hominy times do I have to tell you to cut that out! |
Honest Husband:
True to wife. - Joseph Leff |
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Honesty
Fear of getting caught |
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Honeycomb
(1) What bees use to style their hair
(2) Sweetheart, fix your hair. - Joseph Leff |
Hoodoo:
A factory training manual. - Joseph Leff |
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Hoodwink
What Robin Hood did to Maid Marian |
Hoop Skirt:
Worn by a basketball cheerleader. - Joseph Leff |
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Hoot Owl
Bird that doesn't care about anything |
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Hootenanny
What you get if you cross a goat with an owl. |
Hope Brought to G.I.s:
What made the USO famous. - Joseph Leff |
Hops In:
The beer's here. - Joseph Leff |
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Hopscotch
Sword dance in bare feet |
