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Praise Virtue:
Lord, justice. - Joseph Leff
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Prancer:
One of Santa's 12. - Joseph Leff
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Prate:
Used to serve dinner in Tokyo. - Joseph Leff
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Prawn
One of the small pieces used in the game of chess
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Prayer:
Ommm-work. - Joseph Leff
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Prayers:
People who sit in the first two rows in church. - Joseph
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Preaching:
Before having pain. - Joseph Leff
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Preceding:
Before planting. - Joseph Leff
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Precursor:
An old computer, one that preceded point-and-click. - Joseph
Leff
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Predate:
When you check your appearance carefully. - Joseph Leff
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Prefix:
Still broken. - Joseph Leff
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Pregnancy:
A fetal condition. - Joseph Leff
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Prehistoric Times
The most widely read newspaper in the Stone Age.
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Prejudicial:
Before Kosher meals. - Joseph Leff
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Prelate:
On time. - Joseph Leff
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Preoccupation:
Time for a job interview. - Joseph Leff
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Prepare For:
Train two pairs. - Joseph Leff
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Preschool Classes:
An heir conditioner. - Joseph Leff
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Prescience:
Legends and myths. - Joseph Leff
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Prescription for Eyeglasses:
A cite for sore eyes. - Joseph Leff
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Presence of Mind:
A child's dream of Christmas morning. - Joseph Leff
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Present day:
Christmas. - Joseph Leff
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Present For the Teacher:
"Here." - Joseph Leff
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Present Perfect:
An ideal gift. - Joseph Leff
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Present Tense:
Nervous now. - Joseph Leff
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Presidential Address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC. - Joseph Leff
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Press Release:
How to open a parachute. - Joseph Leff
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Pressing Duties:
Ironing. - Joseph Leff
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Pressing Engagement
Two tailors who plan to get married.
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Pressure Cooker
Someone who works in a busy restaurant.
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Pressures:
Don't press mine. - Joseph Leff
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Presuppose:
A session for a model just before dinner. - Joseph Leff
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Pretense:
Cave dwellers. - Joseph Leff
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Pretty Fibber:
Lie-belle. - Joseph Leff
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Pretty Penny:
Lovely Penelope. - Joseph Leff
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Pretzel
A snack for someone with a twisted mind.
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Pretzel Maker
The only person who makes crooked dough and is never arrested for it.
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Prevaricator:
Often lying around. - Joseph Leff
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Prey On:
Continue worship. - Joseph Leff
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Priceless:
Lower cost. - Joseph Leff
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Prickly Pear
Two hedgehogs
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Pride in His Work:
A burglar who used a crowbar. - Joseph Leff
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Pride of Lions:
Healthy cubs. - Joseph Leff
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Priesthood:
Upper part of a monk's robe. - Joseph Leff
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Priest's Trousers:
Breeches of faith. - Joseph Leff
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Primal:
Prudish Alan. - Joseph Leff
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Primary:
Use a crowbar on Mary. - Joseph Leff
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Prince of Wales:
Photos of large swimming mammals. - Joseph Leff
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Princeton:
2000 pounds of the monarch's sons. - Joseph Leff
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Principal:
A friend of royalty. - Joseph Leff
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Printer
A man of letters
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Prints Out:
The royal heir isn't in. - Joseph Leff
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Prior:
(1) A really nosy person.
(2) A burglar with a crowbar. - Joseph Leff
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Prism:
A prison for light waves that commit refractions. - Joseph
Leff
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Prison Communication:
Cell phones. - Joseph Leff
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Prisoner's Food Prayer:
Don't be gruel. - Joseph Leff
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Private Enterprise:
(1) The Starship is not open to the public.
(2) Commerce among Army recruits. - Joseph Leff
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Private Eye
What you keep under an eye patch.
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Private Tutor:
(1) A drill sergeant.
(2) A trumpet teacher. - Joseph Leff
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Privy Seal:
The lock on a lavatory door. - Joseph Leff
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Prize-Fight
Disagreement over what's inside the crackerjack box.
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