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Particle:
An average "kitchy-koo." - Joseph Leff
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Party Line:
Oh, Mum, I'm going over to my firend's house to study. - Joseph
Leff
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Party
Dad's supper
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Passing Mark:
Marcus is the slowest runner on the team. - Joseph Leff
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Passing Remarks:
An obituary. - Joseph Leff
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Password
Hand a note to someone in class
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Passwords:
"You've got an A." - Joseph Leff
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Past Perfect:
Nostalgia. - Joseph Leff
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Pastel:
M, N, O, P... - Joseph Leff
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Pasteurise
Too far to see
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Pastor
(1) To slip by. Example - She was only a minister's daughter, but you couldn't
get anything pastor.
(2) Gave 'er a C+. - Joseph Leff
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Pastoral:
No longer able to speak. - Joseph Leff
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Pastorate:
The minister dined. - Joseph Leff
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Patience
The ability to idle your engine when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Patient:
Waits calmly for the doctor. - Joseph Leff
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Patrick:
Da's ruse. - Joseph Leff
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Patsy:
To tell Patricia to look. - Joseph Leff
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Patter:
Non-verbal communication which indicates how you feel about 'er. - Joseph
Leff
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Paucity:
A low-income urban area. - Joseph Leff
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Pavement Artist
Someone who draws pictures on his knees
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Pay For a Hand:
Ante. - Joseph Leff
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Pay For Irony:
Wry bread. - Joseph Leff
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Payroll:
How an actor earns a living. - Joseph Leff
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Pea jacket
What a pea wears to keep warm.
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Pea
A vegeta-pill
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Peach
An apple in need of a shave.
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Pearl harbor:
Oyster Bay. - Joseph Leff
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Pebble Dash
Running with a stone in your trainer
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