Crisis:
Yell for your female sibling. – Joseph Leff

Critical Mass:
An important church service. – Joseph Leff

Crockery:
The study of crocodiles. – Joseph Leff

Crony:
(1) Like a withered old woman.  
(2) A blackbird’s leg joint. – Joseph Leff

Croquette
A romantic lady frog

Cross a Bear With a Skunk:
How to get Winnie the Phew. – Joseph Leff

Cross a Parrot With a Homing Pigeon:
How to get voice mail at home. – Joseph Leff

Cross Examination
Quiz prepared by an angry teacher.

Cross Hairs:
Angry rabbits. – Joseph Leff

Crossbar:
A pub for angry people. – Joseph Leff

Crossbred:
Baked in church. – Joseph Leff

Cross-country Skiing
Bad weekend in the mountains.

Cross-Eyed Teacher:
A teacher who loses control of her pupils. – Joseph Leff

Crossroads
Angry motorways

Crow
A bird that never complains without caws

Crowbar
A drinking place for cows

Crown Prince:
Picture of a king’s symbolic hat. – Joseph Leff

Crudity:
Sung by a pirate crew. – Joseph Leff

Cry at Home:
“You’re out!” – Joseph Leff

Cry While Holding an Iron:
“Fore!” – Joseph Leff

Cryptic Remarks:
Egyptologists’ comments. – Joseph Leff

Cuban Violinist:
Fiddle Castro. – Joseph Leff

Cubby:
Pertaining to a baby bear. – Joseph Leff

Cult Leader:
Has sect’s privileges. – Joseph Leff

Cumin:
Response to a knock on the door. – Joseph Leff

Curate:
What the right antibiotic does to an infection. – Joseph Leff

Curds and Whey:
Northern Iraqis and milk. – Joseph Leff

Curious Child:
A whys guy. – Joseph Leff

Current Assets:
Fish. – Joseph Leff

Cute Baby:
A pride of loins. – Joseph Leff

Cutie Pie:
Abbrev. for 3.142 quarts. – Joseph Leff

Cutie:
Abbrev. for quart. – Joseph Leff

Cutlass:
Sever a young woman. – Joseph Leff

Cyan:
Exhalin’ audibly. – Joseph Leff

Cyclone:
Cyrus’ genetically engineered twin. – Joseph Leff

Cynic:
(1) Where you wash dishes.  
(2) Related to transgression. – Joseph Leff

Cystic:
An insect’s female sibling. – Joseph Leff