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C.O.D.
A type of fish brought by the mailman |
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Coat of Arms
Monster's coat with 13 sleeves |
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Cocoon
A wound up caterpillar |
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Coincide
The sensible thing to do when it's raining |
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Cold Front
What you've got when you stand with your back to the fireplace. |
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Cold War
A snowball fight. |
Colonial:
Pertaining to the large intestine. - Joseph Leff |
Colonist:
A believer in sentence-interrupting punctuation. - Joseph Leff |
Colour Guard:
Sentry at the paint facotry. - Joseph Leff |
Coloured Cravat:
Tie-dyed. - Joseph Leff |
Combination:
Only one comb in a country. - Joseph Leff |
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Comedian
A person who knows a good gag when he steals one. |
Comedian:
A shared highway divider. - Joseph Leff |
Comet:
Jointly encountered. - Joseph Leff |
Comic Surgeon:
A real cut up. - Joseph Leff |
Commandant:
Give orders to an insect. - Joseph Leff |
Commend:
Fix a website. - Joseph Leff |
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Commentator
A talking spud |
Commission:
An on-line church organisation. - Joseph Leff |
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Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours |
Commodore:
Bathroom entrance. - Joseph Leff |
Communion:
An on-line labour organisation. - Joseph Leff |
Compete:
Let's go, Peter. - Joseph Leff |
Completed Jigsaw Puzzle:
A pieceful solution. - Joseph Leff |
Compulsive Golfer:
A crackputt. - Joseph Leff |
Concave:
Where swindlers hide. - Joseph Leff |
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Conceit
(1) I-strain
(2) Chair near a ship's steering wheel.
(3) An incurable "I" disease. - Joseph Leff |
