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Caterpillar
An upholstered worm |
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Cattle Rustler
A beef thief. |
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Cauliflower
The blossom a dog wears in his button hole |
Caveat Emptor:
The big hole in the hillside of Emptor City. - Joseph Leff |
Caviar:
A caveman. - Joseph Leff |
Cease:
More than one C. - Joseph Leff |
Ceaseless:
Why she goes to an eye doctor. - Joseph Leff |
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Celery
(1) Wages paid to a gardner
(2) A prison.
(3) The art of selling. - Joseph Leff
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Celibate:
Purpose of an Italian worm store. - Joseph Leff |
Celibration of the Monarch's Crowning:
Reign dance. - Joseph Leff |
Cell Structure:
Bars. - Joseph Leff |
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Cellmates
Two germs living together |
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Cemetery
A place people are dying to get into. |
Censor:
(1) A man who knows more than he thinks you should.
(2) One who sticks his noes into other people's business.
(3) A nope addict. - Joseph Leff |
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Chair
(1) Headquarters for hindquarters
(2) Hind site. - Joseph Leff |
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Champagne
(1) The French for 'false window'
(2) A fake ache. - Joseph Leff |
Champion Skydiver:
A chuting star. - Joseph Leff |
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Charcoal
What the cleaning lady puts into the fire |
Charge Account:
(1) The story of the Light Brigade.
(2) Bill a nobleman. - Joseph Leff |
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Chargeable
What the toreador does |
