Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Circumference
The knight who designed the round table

Circus:
The knight in charge of profanity. – Joseph Leff

Cistern:
Female sibling’s opportunity. – Joseph Leff

Citrate:
Charge for using a private bench. – Joseph Leff

City Slicker
(1) A raincoat worn only in town.
(2) What follows an ice storm. – Joseph Leff

Civil Engineer:
A polite locomotive driver. – Joseph Leff

Civil Servant:
A courteous maid. – Joseph Leff

Clash:
A Peking auto accident. – Joseph Leff

Class Act:
Telling drama students to begin. – Joseph Leff

Classic
A book that everyone praises and nobody reads.

Clean Up:
Grime doesn’t pay. – Joseph Leff

Cleanup
Something nobody notices unless you don’t do it.

Cliff
(1) A pushover.
(2) It isn’t always easy to tell the difference between a real cliff and a bluff.

Cliff Hanger
Where a giant leaves his coat

Climate
The only thing you can do with a ladder

Clint Eastwood a Sect Leader:
Dirty Harry Krishna. – Joseph Leff

Cloak
The sound made by Chinese frog

Clock Factory
A place where people are paid to make faces.

Cloddish:
A fool’s plate. – Joseph Leff

Clogged Arteries:
The cause of heart-brake. – Joseph Leff

Clones:
(1) Are people two.
(2) Designer genes. – Joseph Leff

Close But No Cigar:
Airline seating. – Joseph Leff

Clover:
Somebody infatuated with Cs. – Joseph Leff

Coaching:
Having sympathy pains. – Joseph Leff

Coalesce:
Lacking coal. – Joseph Leff

Coarse Fish
Bad mannered fish

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